Love Me Gently With A Chainsaw |
So my name's Dylan. I'm 16. Shy. Compliments from strangers make my heart melt. I would love to get to know all my followers. Pudding is my ultimate comfort food. The fastest way to my heart is through cuddling. |
Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.
Now this is something I can get behind…
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eels always look like they just told a joke and they are waiting for a reaction
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So… I really miss you. True story bro.
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I look down at my “reminders” everyday and all I can think is….you immature fuck now you have these for life.
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
Happy New Year’s Eve my lovely followers! I hope 2012 is fantastic :) xo
not trying to be a bitch but
i really hope my mom actually puts some effort into asking me what i want for christmas this year instead of wasting...
AMANDA..
lol. shiiiiit man. I was hilarious at lunch today. I didn’t stop laughing at my joke for straight 5 minutes lololololol
dancing around my room in my underwear to Scheiße.